Why should I have to do that? I don't need to keep pictures in a wallet anymore, my phone can carry way more of those than any wallet.
It's ridonkulous in this age to have to carry ID cards, debit cards, store loyalty cards, - oh, how those foul things multiply - building access cards, health care provider cards, club membership cards, business cards, university student ID cards, and even God-help-me-I-don't-know-what-the-F-it-is cards!
Why isn't there a simple bar code on my driver's license that everyone has to accept? You can't get RFID-snooped from sixty feet with a bard code unless you whip your card out.
This insane fascination with not having a wallet-card standard has led to the butt-cheek torture of more Americans than Dick Chaney and Donald Rumsfeld on a college frat drunk.Oh, the sciatica they've caused!
On top of that, it should be highly illegal for anyone, including building security guards and even cops to ask you to surrender your - in a sane world one and only - ID card. The security guards should learn WTF a photocopier is. the cops should just scan your bar code and tell you if you drive on this thing and we catch you before your court date, expect a baton probing of the worst order.
If you have a pin code, a bar-coded driver's license, and near-field communications-enabled uber-phone, that should be enough to get you through this world. Get the IEEE standards written and get us a uni-card! No chip implants, no social security numbers, no fuss.
I don't want to have to start pushing a wheelbarrow to carry all the damn cards.
Just sayin' ~ !
Dan
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
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